==================================================================
              TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
==================================================================

                          April 16, 2001

                         NOTE FROM SANDRA:

       Wednesday, April 18 is Pet Owner's Independence Day.
     Take the day off and send your pet to work in your place.
                        
 
                The Top 8 Things Overheard in the
              Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day
 

 8> "What the heck kind of maze is this?  I've been through every 
     friggin' cubicle, now where's the cheese???"
 
 7> "My sty at home is cleaner than this cubicle!"
 
 6> "One cubicle marked, 39 left to go"
 
 5> "Hey, Fido, you were right -- the water in the executive 
     toilet is much zestier!"
 
 4> "Peterson!  Stop kissing my ass!  Your nose is cold!"
 
 3> "Where's the boss?  My human always comes home saying 'piss 
     on that bastard!'"
 
 2> "Hey Rex, sniffing hard or hardly sniffing?"
 

             and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the 
            Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day...
 

 1> "You don't have to be rabid to work here... but it helps."



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
              [       http://www.topfive.com       ]



==================================================================
Selected from 33 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top 5 Pets List authors are:
------------------------------------------------------------------
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL       --  1, 2   (Good boy! 4th #1)
Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ         --  3, 7
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX         --  4, Banner Tag
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA  --  5
Kate Melnyk, Stray              --  6
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD  --  8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA  --  Topic
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX         --  Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington VA       -- List Vet
==================================================================
  Things Overheard in the Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day
               RUNNERS UP list  --  Walking Papers
------------------------------------------------------------------
 
"...sent her cat in instead.  All the damn thing does is sleep at
her desk, idly scratch herself and sleep some more.... No, I can't
tell the difference, either..."
          (Dawson Rambo, Stray)
 
"Her dog really DOES look like her!"
          (Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)
 
"Jeez... his owner is an ass-kisser, and he's a butt-sniffer..."
          (Dawson Rambo, Stray)
 
"No, baby, it doesn't mean *that* kind of independence; I still 
consider us married."
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
 
"Rise up!  You have nothing to lose but your leashes!"
          (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)
 
"Sit!  Stay!  Now... double-click that "Excel" icon.  No!  SIT! 
STAY!  Now take the mouse..."
          (Dawson Rambo, Stray)
 
"Sorry about the soiled purchase orders, Sir, but Mr. Truby 
keeps burying things in my out-box."
          (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
 
"Heeeeyyy... maybe we should lose Joe, and keep his ferrets 
instead.  Those reports were done in half the time -- and the 
spelling is impeccable!!"
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
 
Tropical fish:  "I'll meet you at the water warmer."
          (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
 
Turtle:  "This Bourne shell seems mighty flimsy to me."
          (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
 

Runner Up list name
          (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)



==================================================================
[      Copyright 2001 by Chris White   All rights reserved.      ]
[           Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use           ]
[          in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com"         ]
==================================================================