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January 27, 2003
The Top 7 Modern-Day Dog Disorders
7> Ringer Worm -- Caused by swallowing too many cell phones.
6> Federal Anemia -- Symptoms: listlessness, apathy and
occasional violent outbursts. Contracted by biting the mailman.
5> Chip Displasia -- You left a Labrador and a bag of potato
chips in the same room. Only one is left. You do the math.
4> Carpal Tongue Syndrome -- Caused by excessive keyboard
chewing.
3> AIBO-chondria -- Even if desperately ill, pretends to be
healthy so you don't replace him with a robotic pet.
2> Bulorexia -- Repeatedly purges and then binges on the results.
and the Number 1 Modern-Day Dog Disorder...
1> Licksdexia -- Licks the mailman and barks at you.
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 23 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 1, 2 (5th #1)
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 4, 6, Topic
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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