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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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With soft meaty center
September 8, 2003
The Top 9 Courses at Monkey College
9> Intro to Ethics: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
8> Science 221: Evolution vs. Creationism
7> English Lit 201: Intro to Shakespeare (class limit: infinity)
6> Linguistics 405: Using Sign Language to Get the Hairless
Morons to Bring More Bananas
5> Theatre 101: Pleasuring Yourself in Front of Zoo Patrons
4> Revenue Stream Enhancement: Advanced techniques in organ
grinder donation cup holding
3> MBA: Master of Banana Arts (Advanced degree in Monkey
Business)
2> Fecal Aerodynamics 101
and the Number 1 Course at Monkey College...
1> Intro to Barrel Filling (Pass/Fail)
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Selected from 33 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 1, 5 (Good boy! 1st #1)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 2, 4, Topic
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 2, 9
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL -- 3
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 5, 9
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 7, Topic
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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