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September 30, 2002
The Top 10 Differences If K-9 Cops Used Other Animals
10> Bees -- Invaluable in sting operations.
9> Elephants -- Cover blown in too many stakeouts by excited
trumpeting.
8> Goldfish -- Too many lost when responding to routine "noisy
party" calls at local frat houses.
7> Raccoons -- Ruin countless kilos of sniffed-out evidence by
washing it.
6> Moles -- In retrospect, a regrettable choice for that
undercover assignment at the arcade.
5> Cheetahs -- Go ahead, try to run.
4> Rats, snakes and pot-bellied pigs -- Blend in perfectly for
undercover political investigations.
3> Elephants -- "Ma'am, can you identify which pile of flattened
goo stole your purse?"
2> Cats -- Oh, they know where the drugs are. They'll be damned if
they'll tell YOU, but they know.
and the Number 1 Difference If K-9 Cops Used Other Animals...
1> French Poodles -- One sniff and they capitulate to the dealer.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL -- 1, 2 (2nd #1)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 4
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 5, 10
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6, 9, Runner Up list name
Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY -- 7
Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA -- 8
Stephanie Thompson Brainerd, MN -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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Differences if K-9 Cops Used Other Animals
RUNNERS UP list -- Needs Assistance
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Cattle -- You get to grill the wash-outs and slackers.
(Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)
Giraffes -- Patrol cars need to be retrofitted with sunroofs.
(Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)
Goldfish -- Have to retrain them every five seconds.
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)
Llamas -- Lless Llittering.
(Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)
Pomeranians -- Four hours of non-stop yipping will drive any
suspect to confess.
(James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)
Salamanders -- Break off their tails, they break off the trail.
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)
Runner Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
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