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                        September 30, 2002


      The Top 10 Differences If K-9 Cops Used Other Animals


10> Bees -- Invaluable in sting operations.

 9> Elephants -- Cover blown in too many stakeouts by excited
    trumpeting.

 8> Goldfish -- Too many lost when responding to routine "noisy
    party" calls at local frat houses.

 7> Raccoons -- Ruin countless kilos of sniffed-out evidence by
    washing it.

 6> Moles -- In retrospect, a regrettable choice for that         
    undercover assignment at the arcade.

 5> Cheetahs -- Go ahead, try to run.

 4> Rats, snakes and pot-bellied pigs -- Blend in perfectly for
    undercover political investigations.

 3> Elephants -- "Ma'am, can you identify which pile of flattened
    goo stole your purse?"

 2> Cats -- Oh, they know where the drugs are. They'll be damned if
    they'll tell YOU, but they know.


    and the Number 1 Difference If K-9 Cops Used Other Animals...


 1> French Poodles -- One sniff and they capitulate to the dealer.



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Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL -- 1, 2 (2nd #1)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI     -- 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- 4
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 5, 10
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD         -- 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6, 9, Runner Up list name
Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY       -- 7
Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA          -- 8
Stephanie Thompson Brainerd, MN -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA    -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

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            Differences if K-9 Cops Used Other Animals
              RUNNERS UP list -- Needs Assistance
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Cattle -- You get to grill the wash-outs and slackers.
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Giraffes -- Patrol cars need to be retrofitted with sunroofs.
          (Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)

Goldfish -- Have to retrain them every five seconds.
          (RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)

Llamas -- Lless Llittering.
          (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)

Pomeranians -- Four hours of non-stop yipping will drive any   
suspect to confess.
          (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

Salamanders -- Break off their tails, they break off the trail.
          (RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)


Runner Up list name
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

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