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                    Serve whine before dinner


                           May 26, 2003

                    
             The Top 9 Menu Items at a Dog Restaurant


9> Poop du Jour

8> Yorkie Pudding

7> Your Own Vomit (Con Queso)

6> Bones au Lait

5> Meow Mein

4> Pie à la Commode

3> AlPo' Boy Sandwich

2> Rack of Limb


        and the Number 1 Menu Item at a Dog Restaurant...


1> Hot Crotch Buns



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Selected from 37 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Mark Weiss, Austin, TX           -- 1 (9th #1)
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY    -- 2, 8
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD        -- 3, 6
Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 5
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL   -- 7
Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI      -- 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA   -- 9, Runner Up List Name
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA    -- Topic, Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA       -- List Vet

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                  Menu Items at a Dog Restaurant
                RUNNERS UP list -- Doggy Bagged
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Aged Roadkill on Hot Asphalt
          (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

Blackened Filet of Mailman au jus
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Chicken Cordon Blue. No, red! Awww, who cares? We're color-blind
anyway.
          (Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI)

Coquilles Stained Socks
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Letter-carrier fingers dipped in buttermilk, lightly dusted with
flour, salt, and pepper and deep fried in safflower oil.
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Shit on a Shingle
          (Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)


Runner Up list name
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

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