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                          January 26, 2004

                      NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

        A Florida NASCAR fan has discovered that his cat has
       a furry black "3" on his back. He is trying to drum up
        interest in the phenomenal pussycat amongst fans of
       the late Dale Earnhardt, whose car bore the number 3.


      The Top 9 Signs Your Cat Is a Reincarnated NASCAR Driver


 9> His hairballs are 80% Skoal.

 8> Close inspection reveals that Patches' spots are tiny product
    logos.

 7> "Meow" has seven syllables.

 6> Interrupts mouse pursuit for a split-second claw sharpening.

 5> That sure would explain the mullet.

 4> Bumps into a wall, spins wildly four times, rolls over and 
    bursts into flames.

 3> You find pork rinds in the kitty treat jar.

 2> Fur over 95% of body: yellow. Fur on back of neck: red.


              and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat Is a 
                  Reincarnated NASCAR Driver...


 1> Skid marks on the carpet.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 44 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH          -- 1, 5 (5th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA           -- 2, 6
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI           -- 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA          -- 4, 8
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA (Rookie!) -- 7
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL       -- 8
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS                    -- 8
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX                 -- 8
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA        -- 9
Thad Humphries, Warrenton, VA          -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA         -- Runner Up list name
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA          -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA             -- List Vet

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          Signs Your Cat Is a Reincarnated NASCAR Driver
                RUNNERS UP list -- Disqualified
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"Well, the PETCO/9 Lives/Hartz Tick Control Collar jingly mouse
run real good today."
          (J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA)

A lot of cats run around the house at night; but 500 laps, all
counterclockwise?
          (Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
          (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA)

Accelerates from zero to 100 in 6.2 seconds.
          (Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, South Africa)

His litter box is plastered with Pennzoil stickers.
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)
          (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA)

Beer disappears from your fridge at a rate of three six-packs a
week.
          (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)

Nicole Kidman is his vet.
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

Wants his kibble served in a silver loving cup with a hot chick 
standing next to him.
          (Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)
          (Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI)


Runner Up list name
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

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