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               Thinking outside the box since 2001


                         August 11, 2003


         The Top 8 Signs the Kitty Litter Needs Changing


 8> Without any solicitation, Hans Blix gives your house the "All
    Clear."

 7> The kids complain that there are more lumps than sand in their
    sandbox.

 6> The litter walks up behind you as one big clump and taps you 
    on the shoulder.

 5> Mr. Buttons puts on a hazmat suit every time he heads to the 
    box.

 4> The dog is asking for a change of menu.

 3> The hog farmer next door is complaining about the smell.

 2> Fluffy is constantly hitting you up for change so he can use 
    the pay toilet at the corner gas station.


     and the Number 1 Sign the Kitty Litter Needs Changing...


 1> The Yanni shrine in the living room is now only the *second*
    most revolting thing in your house.



             [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 31 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Larry Hollister, Concord, CA        -- 1 (7th #1)
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 3
Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI         -- 4, 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 4, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 4
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA     -- 5
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA       -- 8
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI       -- Topic
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH   -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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