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               How much is that doggie on the menu?


                         October 20, 2003

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

       Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part
        of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the
      southeast Asian nation. Of course we here at Top5 Pets
     would rather the homeless pups were adopted into loving
                 homes, but when in Phnom Penh...


           The Top 9 Slogans to Promote Dog Consumption


 9> Got Silky Terrier?

 8> Bring Lassie Home: 12 Nuggets For $5.98

 7> It's De-leash-ous!

 6> We Put The "Ruff" In Roughage

 5> Yorkshire Terrier Pudding: It's What's for Dessert

 4> Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Great Pyrenees? 

 3> Make a Run for the Border Collie

 2> Westies: The Other White Meat


      and the Number 1 Slogan to Promote Dog Consumption...


 1> Mmmm... That's a Good Boy!



             [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White    ]
             [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 41 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Patrick O'Driscoll, St Louis, MO -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 3, 7
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA   -- 4, 9, Topic
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 5, 8 Topic
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD        -- 6
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA    -- RU list name, Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA       -- List Vet

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                Slogans to Promote Dog Consumption
                  RUNNERS UP list -- Leftovers
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Every Kid Should Have a Dog
          (RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)

Everything Tastes Better When It's Sitting on a Spitz
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Face It: If It Came Down to It, They'd Eat *You*
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

KFD: We Do Bichon Right
          (Patrick O'Driscoll, St Louis, MO)

Make Man's Best Friend Your Next Meal!
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Try a Scooby Snack!
          (Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)

When It Says Whippet, Whippet, Whippet on the Label, Label, Label
You Will Like It, Like It, Like It on Your Table, Table, Table
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

You Won't Need a Doggie Bag
          (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)


Runner Up list name
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

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