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March 8, 2004
The Top 10 Pet Party Faux Pas
10> Trotting out that lame "floating belly-up on the surface
after dinner" gag.
9> Holding Cat Karaoke Night on the back fence.
8> Wearing the same coat as the hostess.
7> Dropping the lid on your guests' heads mid-drink.
6> Slugs + margaritas = disaster waiting to happen.
5> Humping the fur coats on the host's bed.
4> Lingering just a little too long during the "What up, dawg?"
butt sniff.
3> Spraying it, not saying it.
2> Eating the guest of honor.
and the Number 1 Pet Party Faux Pas...
1> Running the vacuum in the middle of the party to pick up
a few crumbs.
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 32 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL -- 1, 9 (3rd #1)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 2
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 3, 8
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 4, Topic
Darcey Allen, Corona, CA -- 5
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 10, Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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