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                          See Spot run.


                         January 5, 2004


        The Top 8 Signs Your Pet Is Running for President


 8> Promises a chicken in every pot, even if it means his 
    relatives.

 7> Your dog will shake hands with anybody he sees, but he'll only
    roll over for special interest groups.

 6> Your dingo is suddenly more interested in kissing babies than 
    eating them.

 5> Why else would the dog be digging up dirt on the bushes?

 4> She's stolen the vet's record of how many litters she's had by
    different alley cats.

 3> Your parrot has learned to recite the Fifth Amendment.

 2> Instead of chasing the cat, he now challenges her to a series 
    of debates.


                 and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Is 
                     Running for President...


 1> Your dog Tyler keeps tipping over the canoe in your garage.



             [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA     -- 1 (5th #1)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX           -- 2
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY    -- 3, 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS              -- 5, 7
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA   -- 6, Banner Tag
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR          -- 7
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD        -- 8
Judy Goodman, Wilmette, IL       -- Topic
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA       -- List Vet

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