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 Woof, woof, bo boof, banana fana fo foof, fee fi mo moof -- woof!


                          April 5, 2004

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

    Sigh. I should have known better than to let the dog send
    out this week's topic. Head scritches and extra biskies to
   those Top5 Pets contributors who didn't let an unfathomable
     topic stop them from bravely submitting their responses.


                  The Top 10 Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof


10> I'm not sure, but it certainly does make the hairballs look
    funny.

 9> Maybe I should have said "Joe DiMaggio"?

 8> "NO! Bad dog! It's 'ruff' before 'woof' except after 'arf.'"

 7> "You're kidding! You said *that* and he let you walk!?!"

 6> This is the third time this week he humped the hydrant and 
    peed on your leg.

 5> Ellen Barkin, Marky MarkMarkMark and Bill O'Reilly.

 4> "If you catch the car and sink your teeth into a tire, then
    they'll just have to stop and take you with them. Right?"

 3> "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

 2> Three shoes, two dead birds, the postman and your neighbor's 
    ex-wife.


              and the Number 1 Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof...


 1> It's not that he's baptizing your kid by dunking him in the
    toilet, it's that the cat keeps trying to flush it.



             [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]
             [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 42 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI         -- 1, 2, 6 
                                               (Purr-fecta! 5th #1)
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa    -- 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX                      -- 4, 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA                -- 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa  -- 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA               -- 8, Topic
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                      -- 9
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI                  -- 10
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS                         -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA                  -- List Vet

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