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       We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box 
                   and bring him on the airplane.


                            May 17, 2004


            The Top 9 Reasons to Clone Your Pet, Part 2


 9> You can never have enough cute widdle bunnies.

 8> It's an excellent investment, but only if your pet is a
    thoroughbred racehorse.

 7> It's a cool, cutting-edge way to really piss off Bob Barker.

 6> That cat lived to be 20 years old the first time around, so
    you know you'll get your money's worth.

 5> You clone the cat because your dog wants to become a 
    professional juggler.

 4> When that sad day comes, you don't want to be the one who has
    to say "Spot has gone to doggie heaven, Mr. President."

 3> It's unreasonable to expect little Adam to tend to the
    ant farm all alone.

 2> If one cute dog is a babe magnet, it stands to reason that
    two identically cute dogs would be a *twins* magnet.


            and the Number 1 Reason to Clone Your Pet...


 1> It was either that or blow the fifty grand on an education.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]
              [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 38 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI                 -- 1 (Good boy! 1st #1)
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ                   -- 2
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 3
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA             -- 4
Judy Goodman, Wilmette, IL                 -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                     -- 6, 8
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA              -- 7
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD                  -- 9
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL           -- Topic
George Carlin, Da Bronx, NY                -- Banner Tag
Charles Star, Brooklyn, NY                 -- Asst. Poodle Pouffer
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA                 -- List Vet

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