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                         February 9, 2004

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

     A Georgia prison is being sued by an inmate because the
     facility is infested with spiders. Sadly, this problem
    can occur just about anywhere, so we've come up with some
       helpful Top5 Pets advice on dealing with spiders.

       Sorry, you're on your own when it comes to dealing
                    with frivolous lawsuits.


                The Top 8 Uses for Surplus Spiders


 8> Never be caught without cake decorations again.

 7> Flatten several, then crochet their legs together to make
    doilies.

 6> Wear them under your clothes when you want to experience DTs
    but don't have the time to drink.

 5> Glue several to your eyelids for lush lashes that wave.

 4> They're nothing but protein, making them the perfect Atkins-
    friendly snack.

 3> Throw spiders in lieu of rice at the next wedding you attend.

 2> Place a handful in your pillowcase and be lulled to sleep by a
    soothing scalp massage.


           and the Number 1 Use for Surplus Spiders...


 1> Open up a "House of Horrors" for flies.



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Selected from 31 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa  -- 1 (2nd #1)
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA                 -- 2, 8, Topic
Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN               -- 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA                  -- 4, 6
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL               -- 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia              -- 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA                  -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA                     -- List Vet

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