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Real Chicken is the #1 ingredient
September 16, 2002
The Top 10 Dog Euphemisms for "Leash"
10> Jaunt Inhibitor
9> Walkie Garrote
8> Co-Dependent Jewelry
7> The Rawhide Thong
6> Imbecilical Cord
5> Human Tow-Rope
4> My Pager
3> Necktail
2> Porta-noose
and the Number 1 Dog Euphemism for "Leash"...
1> When I take off between your legs, you'll be calling it
butt floss, Chester.
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Selected from 28 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY -- 1 (5th #1)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 2
Brian E. Foster, Holt, MI -- 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 4
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 5
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 6, 8, 10 (Purr-fecta!)
Stephanie Thompson Brainerd, MN -- 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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