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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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The list that ruined your favorite chair.
March 1, 2004
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
This week marks (heh, heh) the third
anniversary of Top5 Pets.
That makes us 21 in dog years!
The Top 7 Ways Pets Celebrate Reaching Legal Age
7> Same as everybody else: Go to Vegas, drink, gamble, marry
Britney Spears.
6> Have your name legally changed to match your owner's name on
the Petco account.
5> Sniff butts without getting carded.
4> Hit every bar in town, drink out of the toilet.
3> Kibble kegger!
2> Stare at the spot where your testicles used to be and whine
piteously.
and the Number 1 Way Pets Celebrate Reaching Legal Age...
1> Two words: Budgie jumping.
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 25 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa -- 1 (3rd #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 2
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 4, Topic
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 5
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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