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                            May 3, 2004

                      NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

    Researchers at the University of Edinburgh managed to quiet
    noisy pooches in an animal shelter and make them friendlier
     to strangers by plugging in a machine that emitted special
          perfumes containing "Dog-Appeasing Pheromones."

      We smell a golden money-making opportunity! All we need
    now are some catchy brand names and we'll be stinking rich.


                   The Top 9 Fragrances for Dogs


 9> Kennel No. 5

 8> Hawaiian Wurf

 7> Old Spike

 6> Tummy Rub Girl

 5> Halston Purina

 4> Bijan Frise

 3> Anus, Anus

 2> L'Air du Chomps


               and the Number 1 Fragrance for Dogs...


 1> I Can't Believe It's Not Butt!



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Selected from 52 submissions from 18 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA  -- 1, RU list name (5th #1)
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA       -- 2
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH  -- 3
Charles Star, New York, NY         -- 4
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL   -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS             -- 6
Judy Goodman, Wilmette, IL         -- 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX             -- 8 
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA     -- 9, Topic
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA      -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA         -- List Vet

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                       Fragrances for Dogs
                  RUNNERS UP list -- Stinkers
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Anal Channel No. 2
          (Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
          (Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH)

Black Lab Cashmere
          (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

Brute
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Gold Spice
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Muzzle Beach
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Ralphed
          (Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Who Is a Good Tommy Boy? Are YOU a Good Tommy Boy? Yes, You ARE!
I Think You Are! What a Good Tommy Boy!
          (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ)


Runner Up list name
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

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