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                         August 25, 2003


              The Top 9 Reasons Your Cat Constantly
                   Sticks Its Butt in Your Face


 9> Because YOU'VE GOT MAIL from the cat butt message center.

 8> To transmit images of your pathetic race to his home planet 
    via hidden butt-cam.

 7> It's easier than sticking her revolver in your face. Deadlier,
    too.

 6> Great party, but he's misplaced his pants and wants you to help
    find them.

 5> It's her subtle way of telling you that the Listerine ain't
    cutting it, Chester.

 4> He's been working on his glutes and wants your opinion.

 3> Hey, it works for Tom Green.

 2> Because nothing says "I love you" like a crap-filled wad of 
    fur.


           and the Number 1 Reason Your Cat Constantly
                 Sticks Its Butt in Your Face...


 1> It's the feline equivalent of "talk to the hand."



             [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 41 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- 1, 7 (14th #1)
Patrick O'Driscoll, St Louis, MO  -- 1 (2nd #1)
Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA          -- 2
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 3
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA   -- 4, 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA    -- 8
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL  -- 9
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR           -- Topic
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- Runner Up list name
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

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     Reasons Your Cat Constantly Sticks Its Butt in Your Face
                  RUNNERS UP list -- Butt Ugly
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"The Love Butt! Soon we'll be making another run. The Love Butt!"
          (Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)

Dude, snoring owners make most righteous vibrating butt massagers.
          (Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL)

Let's just say that if she didn't like din-din on the way in, you
ain't gonna like it on the way out.
          (Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL)

She wants to know if her new flea collar makes it look big.
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

This is what happens when you name your cat Powder Puff.
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

You're both such fervent Star Trek fans, he's sure you'd want to
check it for Klingons.
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)


Runner Up list name
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

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