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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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January 6, 2003
The Top 9 New Year's Resolutions of Pets
9> Less scratching, more sniffing.
8> Admit my addiction to begging for table scraps, and kick it
cold turkey. Mmmmm, turkey!
7> When waking my owner, I promise not to step on her hair.
Unless she doesn't get up right away.
6> Fighting fish: Move to a larger living space like a mason jar
or something.
5> I do hereby resolve to overcome my feline indifference, show
more appreciation, be less picky. Or sleep 23 hours a day,
whichever is easiest.
4> Parakeets are not snacks. Parakeets are not snacks. Parakeets
are not snacks. Oh, look -- a parakeet!
3> Parrot: Shake my cracker addiction once and for all.
2> Finally land a poop right between Heloise's eyes.
and the Number 1 New Year's Resolution of Pets...
1> This is the year I will catch my tail.
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA -- 1, 9 (3rd #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 8
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 3, 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 5, Topic
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 7
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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