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                            Thumper Fi


                          March 15, 2004


         The Top 9 Other Reasons to Spay or Neuter Your Pet


 9> A trip to the vet, a stop at the local crafts store and voila!
    Kicky, eye-catching earrings.

 8> The Fab Five say testicles are SO last year.

 7> Neutering is the closest your pet will ever get to the Human
    Marriage Experience.

 6> Your Hacky Sack fell down the sewer drain.

 5> You're simply not up to the physical challenge of giving your
    St. Bernard her birth control pill every single day.

 4> It's Saturday night. It's Omaha. What else ya gonna do?

 3> You're hoping the bookie won't check too closely when he
    collects on your Super Bowl bet.

 2> You're tired of waking up to a Labrador teabagging you.


              and the Number 1 Other Reason to Spay 
                       or Neuter Your Pet...
 

 1> He lost the bet, fair and square.



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Selected from 36 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD       -- 1 (4th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA   -- 2, 7, 9 (Purr-fecta!)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS             -- 3, 8
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA    -- 4
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA  -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS          -- 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA   -- Topic
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA  -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA      -- List Vet

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