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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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Thumper Fi
March 15, 2004
The Top 9 Other Reasons to Spay or Neuter Your Pet
9> A trip to the vet, a stop at the local crafts store and voila!
Kicky, eye-catching earrings.
8> The Fab Five say testicles are SO last year.
7> Neutering is the closest your pet will ever get to the Human
Marriage Experience.
6> Your Hacky Sack fell down the sewer drain.
5> You're simply not up to the physical challenge of giving your
St. Bernard her birth control pill every single day.
4> It's Saturday night. It's Omaha. What else ya gonna do?
3> You're hoping the bookie won't check too closely when he
collects on your Super Bowl bet.
2> You're tired of waking up to a Labrador teabagging you.
and the Number 1 Other Reason to Spay
or Neuter Your Pet...
1> He lost the bet, fair and square.
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 36 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 1 (4th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 2, 7, 9 (Purr-fecta!)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 3, 8
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 4
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Topic
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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