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                   Look what the cat yakked up!


                        February 16, 2004

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

    Three livestock exhibitors at last year's Ohio State Fair
      have been disqualified for allegedly outfitting their
                  Holstein cows with hairpieces.

    They may have bamboozled the judges that time, but in this
   golden age of makeovers it's just a matter of time before the
        judges -- sporting designer overalls -- get wise.


          The Top 10 Signs an Animal Has Had a Makeover


10> Her lips are now always as red as her baboon butt.

 9> Orangutans do not naturally develop dreadlocks.

 8> She now regurgitates hairballs in the latest fashion colors.

 7> Your Dalmatian traded in his spots for slimming stripes.

 6> The Shar-pei has disappeared and there's a strange greyhound
    living in the house.
 
 5> You ever see a size zero hippo before?

 4> True, all penguins look like that, but how many have an Armani
    label?

 3> You can now definitely tell that Mr. Hamster dresses left.

 2> Every time your cat hisses it sounds like he's saying "jooj."


        and the Number 1 Sign an Animal Has Had a Makeover...


 1> Thanks to hair extensions, you now have a Whoopi Goldfish.



             [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]
             [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL               -- 1, 6 (2nd #1)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA                -- 2, 7
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA                   -- 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS                            -- 4
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX                         -- 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa  -- 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA                  -- 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA                 -- 10
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA                 -- Topic
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA                  -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA                     -- List Vet

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