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                         October 13, 2003

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

     China's first crematorium and mausoleum for pets opened
   in a suburb of Beijing to meet increasing demand by Chinese
    pet owners to seek humane ways to mourn the death of their
                          furry friends.

       That got us to wondering what songs might be sung to
       commemorate the sad occasion of the passing of a pet.
       We do realize that not every religious sect includes
      singing as part of a funeral service but we have it on
     good authority -- and by that we mean that we just made
            it up -- that all pets are Presbyterians.


            The Top 10 Hymns to Sing at a Pet Funeral


10> Onward Christian Spaniels

 9> All Fins Bright and Beautiful

 8> The Lord Is My German Shepherd

 7> A Mighty Fortress Was Our Dog

 6> When We Go Walkies With the Lord

 5> Amazing Greyhound

 4> The Old Rugged Cross-breed

 3> When the Saint Bernards Go Marching In

 2> We Shall Gather by Rover


        and the Number 1 Hymn to Sing at a Pet Funeral...


 1> Swing Low, Sweet Parakeet



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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 1, Topic, Banner Tag (4th #1)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX            -- 2, 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- 3
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY     -- 4, 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA    -- 5, Topic
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS               -- 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 8
Judy Goodman, Wilmette, IL        -- 9
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 10
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

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                  Hymns to Sing at a Pet Funeral
                 RUNNERS UP list -- No Flowers
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(Circle Thrice and Lie Me Down) Before Jehovah's Awesome Throne
          (Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa)

Funeral March Hare
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)
          (Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Lord, I Am Swine
          (Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa)

My Heartworm Will Go On
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Nearer My Dog to Thee
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

On Beagle's Wings
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Take My Paw, Precious Lord
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)


Runner Up list name
          (Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH)

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