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                            May 10, 2004

 
                      NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

         A California company offers a pet cloning service.
        Five customers have already parted with $50,000 each
        for copies of their pets. Why on earth would anyone
                spend that kind of scratch on a pet?

              Appropriately enough, this list will be
                      presented in two parts.


            The Top 9 Reasons to Clone Your Pet, Part 1


 9> You love your parrot's rendition of "Moon River" so much you
    want to hear it in surround-sound.

 8> Nine lives for the price of one. Who could pass up that kind
    of deal?

 7> It takes at least four cats to completely obscure The New York
    Times Sunday edition.

 6> To avoid a messy custody battle.

 5> You're trying to get to third base with Clonaid's Brigitte 
    Boisselier.

 4> There's a perfectly good animal shelter in your community, but
    it's way over on the next block.

 3> You can finally put that "Multiple Cat" litter to the ultimate
    stink test.

 2> The dog owes you $250,000 and you want to make sure he pays 
    up.


            and the Number 1 Reason to Clone Your Pet...


 1> At last you can fulfill your lifelong dream of staging a live 
    version of the "Hamster Dance" Web site.



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Selected from 38 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ          -- 1 (6th #1)
Neal Stringer, Spring Hill, FL    -- 2
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 3, 7
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA    -- 4
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD         -- 5
Greg Pearson, Arlington, VA       -- 6, 8
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL  -- 9, Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

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