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                         October 14, 2002


              The Top 10 Secret Desires of Pit Bulls


10> Finding a species that can actually survive their widdle wuv
    kisses.

9> A kinder, gentler master.

8> To do a cannonball off the high board.

7> A pink "Hello Kitty" plastic collar with that lovely embedded
    glitter.

6> A little accounting help when using that friggin' IRS Form 126B:
    Earned Depreciation Schedule on Buried Mailman Limbs.

5> Chaps to go along with spiked collar.

4> Find out if your sleeping owner's face could be eaten before the
    screaming woke the neighbors.

3> To be totally dominated by a Chihuahua wearing skin-tight latex.

2> To have the heart of a small boy. For dinner.


          and the Number 1 Secret Desire of Pit Bulls...


1> Capture an intruder through some ingenious stratagem rather than
   simply rending them limbless.



             [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White    ]
             [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 39 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1, 4 (6th #1)
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 2
Brian E. Foster, Holt, MI        -- 3, 10
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI    -- 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA    -- 6, 7, Topic
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR          -- 7, 9
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX           -- 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA   -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA       -- List Vet

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